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Needless to say, I don't always get along with my English teachers very well.
Woah, now that I stop to think about it, all of my English teachers have been female. I can only wonder what this means.

So, I have to take some time to apologize for not doing my part to save the environment. I drive my car, alone, every morning to school. And then I drive it back. I'm not alone when I drive back--I'm carpooling some friends home, but I'm alone as soon as the last person leaves, and that is still quite sinful. And then, when I wash that Satanmobile, I do it myself, by hand, with a hose, and not over grass. Granted, there's no grass to wash it over, and there is a bucket involved for the vast majority of the washing. But I'm still not completely listening to Captain Planet.

Also, I use gas to make my car go. I do this knowing full well that gas is in short supply, which is why it's pricey, so I should be saving it for everyone else. But I use it anyways. I guess I just can't fully understand how fuels made from dead dinosaurs can run out.

So on occasion, I wear a top hat. I bought a nice plume of feathers to stick from the band, and it's looking quite nice. Use the spiffied hat to cover up my awfully puffy hair that is the result of wearing a monogoggle, and I have to say that I look quite dapper.

It's a noisy look. Top hat, red feathers, giant leather monocle. Nicely polished shoes. Tie and pinstripe vest... on a girl.

Oh man, I am so gay for me. I'm just my type. <3